Susanna Wolff

An email I just sent my mother:

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:43:41 -0500

“Do I have miles? ‘Miles’ are a thing, right? How do I find out if I have miles?”

Becoming an adult is a slow process. Bear with me, mom!

tomphilip: jess-agi: When worlds collide: Ricky Gervais and...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:37:19 -0500

jess-agi:

When worlds collide: Ricky Gervais and Elmo

There are very few things in this world that are perfect in every way. Here is a two-minute example of such a thing.

So good.

Great Scott! Someone has traveled through time to park on my...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:49:15 -0500

Great Scott! Someone has traveled through time to park on my block.

conormckeon: New Article. You can digg it here. Thanks to...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:32:24 -0500

conormckeon:

New Article. You can digg it here.

Thanks to Andrew B. not only for illustrating but inserting a plethora of twitter-specific jokes which added a whole new dimension to the article. Also thanks to Susanna for helping edit each accounts’ superfluously worded first drafts.

Hey, real life, see you at 4pm on December 22nd. School life,...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:41:44 -0500

Hey, real life, see you at 4pm on December 22nd. School life, good riddance.

News Headline, or 80's Action Movie Plotline?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:11:00 -0400

“Russians to ride a nuclear-powered spacecraft to Mars.”

Something Pathetic

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:12:09 -0400

When you call a restaurant with caller ID to get take-out, and they rattle off exactly what you’re going to order before you say anything.

Infomercial Prompt Fail

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:49:48 -0400

Just heard this in an infomercial: “Are you tired of eating regular, old cakes?”

Uh, no.

conormckeon: Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures I can’t...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:12:05 -0400

conormckeon:

Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures

I can’t recall being more proud of an article than I am with this. If you enjoyed it, you can digg it here.

I love this article and so should you.

conormckeon: “Dirt Off Your Symphony” - Jay Z vs. The...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:56:00 -0400

conormckeon:

“Dirt Off Your Symphony” - Jay Z vs. The Verve

I’m going to be listening to this all day.

EDIT: After listening to this for a substantial number of hours, I have decided that “ladies is pimps too” is my new motto.

A Theory

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:57:11 -0400

There is no better way to feel both like a petulant child and a grouchy adult than when getting dressed to go out in the cold:

The iPhone says it’s 46 degrees out now; that’s quite brisk. Ugh, my sleeve is bunching in the other sleeve. I should wear a sweater-vest underneath this sweater. The cold zipper edge is touching my neck and I hate it. It will warm up! This scarf is making my hair all static-y. If I don’t wear a scarf this sore throat could become a full-blown cold and then I’ll really be in a pickle. I can’t bend my elbows! My range of motion is slightly limited, but at least I’ll be warm outside. I have to pee. No. Shut up and go to work.

My lease is up in December and then I need to find a new...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:37:39 -0400

My lease is up in December and then I need to find a new apartment and a roommate. Aside from a guy on Craigslist who wants a roommate who will walk around in her underwear, I don’t really know of anyone else who’s looking. Do you?

The “Don’t Mention the War” scene from Fawlty...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:54:57 -0400

The “Don’t Mention the War” scene from Fawlty Towers never stops being funny.

College-O-Vision by the always awesome J-Mike and Caldwell. Digg...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:58:44 -0400

College-O-Vision by the always awesome J-Mike and Caldwell. Digg it here.

3 reasons to watch Cat Ballou: 1. Nat King Cole narrates the...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:41:24 -0400

3 reasons to watch Cat Ballou:
1. Nat King Cole narrates the movie through song.
2. Jane Fonda plays a badass cowgirl.
3. Somebody uploaded the whole thing on YouTube.

Bonus reason: Watch it and learn a little more about how I developed such a skewed sense of morality and femininity.

Conor McKeon wrote, and tricked his friends into illustrating, a...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:24:02 -0400

Conor McKeon wrote, and tricked his friends into illustrating, a new article for CH. Check it out here.

3/4 of my meals are cereal. So I wrote a new CH article about...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:16:00 -0400

3/4 of my meals are cereal. So I wrote a new CH article about cereal. Check it out here. Then Digg it here.

Jennifer Aniston must be psyched about this banner ad for her...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:39:35 -0400

Jennifer Aniston must be psyched about this banner ad for her new movie.

Today is my last first day of school.

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:44:44 -0400

“Marvel’s New Fall Lineup,” another...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:34:36 -0400

“Marvel’s New Fall Lineup,” another masterpiece from Caldwell.

This panel was the only idea of mine that he used. I guess I’ll just have to keep waiting for my dream of a The Hulk/The Big Green crossover to come true.