Someday I’d like to be confident enough to eat an apple in a quiet room full of people.
It seems like there’s something oddly freeing about biting in and not giving a fuck about that horrible “csshhhh” sound.
Note: Same goes for chips, but if you’re really in a bind you can just let them sit in your mouth until they’re soft.
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