Susanna Wolff

Top 5 Reasons IM Flirting Is Better Than Real Flirting:

5. You can Google him while you’re flirting.
4. If he mentions a band/movie/astrological phenomenon that you’ve never heard of, you can just Wikipedia it real quick and seem cooler than you are.
3. You can do other stuff while you’re flirting.
2. You don’t have to worry about what to do with your hands.
1. If you get bored, you can just sign off line and blame it on that shitty linksys.

(BTW, if you read this list in the reverse order, it is the top 5 reasons IM flirting is creepier than real flirting.)