Oct
14th
Wed
14th
A Theory
There is no better way to feel both like a petulant child and a grouchy adult than when getting dressed to go out in the cold:
The iPhone says it’s 46 degrees out now; that’s quite brisk. Ugh, my sleeve is bunching in the other sleeve. I should wear a sweater-vest underneath this sweater. The cold zipper edge is touching my neck and I hate it. It will warm up! This scarf is making my hair all static-y. If I don’t wear a scarf this sore throat could become a full-blown cold and then I’ll really be in a pickle. I can’t bend my elbows! My range of motion is slightly limited, but at least I’ll be warm outside. I have to pee. No. Shut up and go to work.
