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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.
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Sweeping generalizations made through extremely specific details, and references to “lady cancer.” This is my favorite kind of article to write.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgl09k6Wy1qasthro1_500.jpg)
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.
Sweeping generalizations made through extremely specific details, and references to “lady cancer.” This is my favorite kind of article to write.
