December 2011
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November 2011
5 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
4 posts
“Rear ends justify the jeans” - MachialLevi
July 2011
4 posts
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
6 posts
I have been working at CollegeHumor for exactly 4 years.
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When bin Laden’s corpse was laid out, one of the Navy SEALs was asked to stretch out next to it to compare heights. The SEAL was 6 feet tall. The body was several inches taller.
After the information was relayed to Obama, he turned to his advisers and said: “We donated a $60 million helicopter to this operation. Could we not afford to buy a tape measure?”
” —From the Washington Post’s coverage of the bin Laden mission.April 2011
1 post
March 2011
7 posts
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February 2011
3 posts
Someday I'd like to be confident enough to eat an apple in a quiet room full of people.
It seems like there’s something oddly freeing about biting in and not giving a fuck about that horrible “csshhhh” sound.
Note: Same goes for chips, but if you’re really in a bind you can just let them sit in your mouth until they’re soft.
If you’re not following Alex Watt’s blog, you’re missing out on some amazing gems of awkwardness.
January 2011
2 posts
This morning, I saw a couple playing Angry Birds together on the subway. This seems like a dangerous enough idea, but instead of taking turns with each level, they were taking turns with each bird. Ladies and gentlemen, I know it’s only the end of January, but I think we have found 2011’s Fastest Way to Start a Relationship-Ending Fight.
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
3 posts
CollegeHumor Is Looking for Spring Editorial Interns
Are you currently enrolled in college?
Can you receive college credit for internships?
Do you live in or around NYC?
Are you funny?
Do you like funny things?
Are you a jerk?
If your answers are yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and no, in that order, you should apply to be a CollegeHumor editorial intern this spring.
To apply, send a polite cover letter and resume to CHinterns[at]collegehumor[dot]com
For more information about the internship, click here.
If you’re wondering what kind of people we hire to be editorial interns, here’s a list of some former interns:
Kevin Corrigan
Pat Cassels
Jeff Rosenberg
Conor McKeon
Caldwell Tanner
Jake Hurwitz
Owen Parsons
Jeff Rubin
Susanna Wolff
Want to add your name to this prestigious list? Apply.
October 2010
6 posts
When I was at Rite Aid yesterday, I saw an old woman buying 12 bags of Werther’s Originals, Life Savers, and Riesen. I also saw a kid buying eggs. Happy halloween, lady.
Awesomely Australian News Story: Man Wanted Tattoo of a Yin-Yang, Got a Penis Instead →
sbs.com.au
That’s what you get for wanting a stupid Yin-Yang tattoo.
Listen
I’m 23 today.
