March 2012
15 posts
This Is Fun:
If you’d like to procrastinate for a few minutes (you just refreshed Tumblr again so I know you do), go to the Wikipedia page for “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” and read the series overview in the voice of a hyper 13 year-old girl.
From there, you’ll be in a prime spot to take a Wikipedia tour through, “Oh, That’s What Anthony Michael Hall Looks...
10 Signs That I'm Getting Old
1. I reflexively say, “Oof,” when I sit down.
2. There are things I no longer know how to do on Facebook, and I’ve given up on trying to figure out.
3. Jerry Stiller’s Capital One commercials are starting to win me over.
4. I’m still not 100% sure which one Nicki Minaj is.
5. I think of pop stars as members of a group of nearly interchangeable figures.
6. Sometimes,...
Sara Blakely, inventor of Spanx, is the youngest... →
For International Women’s Day, this is a nice reminder that even if men don’t understand why your idea is good, it can still be very, very good.
I Have Been Playing Too Much Words With Friends
I just thought this while writing a text: “Do I have a T?”
I take One A Day chewable gummie vitamins. The serving size is two. There is an uneven number of gummies in the bottle. What’s wrong with this picture?
I’m 24 and shouldn’t be taking chewable gummie vitamins.
Fat Idea:
1. Take a hotdog bun. French toast it.
2. Spread Nutella on it.
3. Wrap it around a banana.
4. Go bananas. Die.
Every single day, I tell myself I’m going to find out exactly what Rock Center with Brian Williams is. And then I don’t.
