Susanna Wolff's Web Presents: Archive

“Every Face You See” by Paul Foglino...

Apr 30th

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samreich: Honest College Ad, directed by me, produced by CHTV, written by Kevin Corrigan and Jeff Rosenburg. Digg it. So good.

Apr 24th

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How come you see squirrels during the day and rats at night, but never the other way around? Why are there no baby pigeons? By the double-U, I wrote a new article. It answers neither of these questions.

Apr 19th

Actually, the Lucksmiths have a song called...

Apr 17th

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Apr 17th

Top 5 Reasons IM Flirting Is Better Than Real...

5. You can Google him while you’re flirting. 4. If he mentions a band/movie/astrological phenomenon that you’ve never heard of, you can just Wikipedia it real quick and seem cooler than you are. 3. You can do other stuff while you’re flirting. 2. You don’t have to worry about what to do with your hands. 1. If you get bored, you can just sign off line and blame it on that shitty linksys....

Apr 15th

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I haven’t posted a love song in a while....

Apr 15th

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I wish everyone could also see the pain test that took place before this video was shot. Jeff Rubin the Brave volunteered to let Amir throw a phone at him to see just how much it would hurt because, you know, safety first. Good work, gentlemen. (And Jen and Sarah.)

Apr 13th

I got to spend the day being Jeff. I don’t believe I did justice to his profound captioning skillz, but it was an honor to try. It was also an honor to start the tag “girl butt.” jeffrubinjeffrubin: CollegeHumor superfans, take note. I’m busy this weekend, so newly promoted editorial assistant Susanna captioned the pictures. She did everything from Friday afternoon (starting...

Apr 12th

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I just sat down to write a paper about Alexis de...

Apr 11th

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This is totally after-the-fact, but Jeff Rubin gave me his Parent’s Just Don’t Understand column on CH. You can check out my first one here. (Mom, you’ll like this—but really, stop reading my blog.)

Apr 10th

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I Don't Expect You To Read This

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I find everything about embarrassment and awkward situations to be completely fascinating. That said, pardon me as I adjust my glasses and write something nerdy. I recently read an essay entitled “Mirror Mirror: Seeing Yourself As Others See You,” by Carlin Flora, for a psychology class and it left me wondering how humans could have ever evolved to a place where...

Apr 9th

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