February 2008
23 posts
TLDNR
This is a letter, based on a true story, that I wrote over the summer. It was deemed too girlie for CollegeHumor, but now I gots a blowgh so get PSYCHED: Dear Sir, You may not remember me. In fact, I bet you don’t. But, you see, you whistled at me on the street today. Does that narrow it down? No? Ok. Well, you see, whistling at girls, by nature, is not a very classy thing to do. I don’t know...
Awesome.
I am a mostly retired stand-up comedian. I started performing around New York when I was 16 and then just kind of stopped during my freshman year of college. I recently came across a notebook full of my old jokes and, without a doubt, this is my favorite: Why are the Band-Aid sections in Duane Reades always right around the corner from the adult diapers? Are we meant to infer that minor cuts and...
Confession: The Streets
Last week I posted about movies that looked appealing to me. Last week I also saw the film “Step Up 2: The Streets.” What I forgot to mention in that previous post is that I will see anything. I have no I.D. I have nothing else to do. Taking a cue from Jeff Rubin, I will list every movie I saw in theaters in 2007 (in order of total domestic gross): Spider-Man 3, Shrek the Third,...
I just customized my tumblr’s HTML code so that I could add a comments section. I’m effing manipulating codes here! Excuse me while I FALL IN LOVE WITH MYSELF!!!1 Don’t let that HTML jargon make you think I’m a total loser. I’ve still got some coolness up my sleeve: I also sat in a dirty rainwater puddle today. So there.
Coming Soon to Theaters: Stuff I Might Want to See
I’m sitting in a boring lecture class, with a headphone surreptitiously in one ear, watching movie trailers on apple.com. Naturally. These are the ones that seem potentially interesting: Smart People, which stars the innocuous Dennis Quaid, usually irritating Sarah Jessica Parker, super cool Ellen Page, and the consistently chapped-lipped Thomas Haden Church. It looks like one of those...
Sam Reich →
tumbled about my tumblr. If you click the link (I think) I created, you can go to Sam’s tumblr and click the link he (successfully) created to come back to my tumblr. I really don’t recommend that you do that, but you could.