December 2008
8 posts
This Wikipedia page is so interesting that I feel... →
He knows.
The One Thing I Hate About New York
Anyone who knows me knows that I love New York. And I don’t love a lot of things. I’ve lived here since I was born and I would be honored to live here till I die. But there is one thing I absolutely despise about my beloved city: the cockroaches. Every single New York building that I have ever had any kind of prolonged relationship with has presented me with at least one giant roach...
I don’t know why this has taken so long to come to my attention, but apparently Jason Segel is writing a new Muppet movie. I have never been so excited for a movie in my whole life.
Update:
The fly that got trapped in this classroom with me 7 hours ago just fell down dead.