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I am Susanna Wolff. This is my blog. Welcome. If you have questions, comments, or Evites, please direct them to susannawolff[at]gmail

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Dec
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conormckeon:

Poor-O-Vision. You may Digg it here.
Illustrated by Caldwell in this, the second helping from C+C Comedy Factory.
Doing the weekender is always cool, but doing the weekender on the 10th anniversary of CollegeHumor is especially rad.

conormckeon:

Poor-O-Vision. You may Digg it here.

Illustrated by Caldwell in this, the second helping from C+C Comedy Factory.

Doing the weekender is always cool, but doing the weekender on the 10th anniversary of CollegeHumor is especially rad.

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Dec
3rd
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My new fake band name:

Who Knows and the Whats

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

On the roommate compatibility form I had to fill out when I started college, I had to write what kind of music I like. I answered, Christmas music. There are two things you should deduce from this: 1) I know a thing or two about Christmas music. 2) I was not assigned a roommate.

Here’s one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time off of, hands down, the greatest Christmas album ever, Phil Spector’s “A Christmas Gift For You.” Who says making great Christmas music and shooting a lady in the face are mutually exclusive? That’s right: no one says that.

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Nov
26th
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Turns out I know how to make a pie.

Turns out I know how to make a pie.

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SPOILER ALERT: Spongebob Squarepants will be in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

SPOILER ALERT: Spongebob Squarepants will be in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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Nov
25th
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The Muppets sing Bohemian Rhapsody. God, I love Muppets.

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Nov
20th
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The beginning of a delightfully awkward Facebook message exchange sent to IFoundSomethingFunny[at]gmail. Digg it here.

The beginning of a delightfully awkward Facebook message exchange sent to IFoundSomethingFunny[at]gmail. Digg it here.

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Nov
19th
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Nov
17th
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conormckeon:

5 Famous Last Status Updates
you can digg it here.
Thanks to Jesse Eisemann for illustrating and Susanna for helping edit it.
also thanks to Ben for lending his extremely valuable comedy time and input for the above image, only to see none of his suggestions go into the final draft.

HISTORY! AWESOME!

conormckeon:

5 Famous Last Status Updates

you can digg it here.

Thanks to Jesse Eisemann for illustrating and Susanna for helping edit it.

also thanks to Ben for lending his extremely valuable comedy time and input for the above image, only to see none of his suggestions go into the final draft.

HISTORY! AWESOME!

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Nov
9th
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sarahschneider:

I wrote an incredibly dorky article today for CH called ‘If Moms Wrote Science Textbooks.’  Check it out!
This is the latest in what is shaping up to be a full series of dorky articles.  Previously: Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open.

Another dorkus malorkus gem from Sarah. Digg it here.

sarahschneider:

I wrote an incredibly dorky article today for CH called ‘If Moms Wrote Science Textbooks.’  Check it out!

This is the latest in what is shaping up to be a full series of dorky articles.  Previously: Historical Figures Leave Their Browsers Open.

Another dorkus malorkus gem from Sarah. Digg it here.

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Nov
8th
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An email I just sent my mother:

“Do I have miles? ‘Miles’ are a thing, right? How do I find out if I have miles?”

Becoming an adult is a slow process. Bear with me, mom!

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tomphilip:

jess-agi:

When worlds collide: Ricky Gervais and Elmo

There are very few things in this world that are perfect in every way. Here is a two-minute example of such a thing.

So good.

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Nov
7th
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Great Scott! Someone has traveled through time to park on my block.

Great Scott! Someone has traveled through time to park on my block.

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Nov
5th
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conormckeon:

New Article. You can digg it here.
Thanks to Andrew B. not only for illustrating but inserting a plethora of twitter-specific jokes which added a whole new dimension to the article. Also thanks to Susanna for helping edit each accounts’ superfluously worded first drafts.

conormckeon:

New Article. You can digg it here.

Thanks to Andrew B. not only for illustrating but inserting a plethora of twitter-specific jokes which added a whole new dimension to the article. Also thanks to Susanna for helping edit each accounts’ superfluously worded first drafts.


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