The media has been woefully remiss in their reporting on Mitt Romney’s dubious background. Specifically the parts about him harboring an alien in his family and doing a really bad job of explaining the human concept of a smile to him.
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2012-01-27
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2012-01-23
Grate naming job, guys.
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2012-01-19
Introducing: uPick
uPick is a new feature on CollegeHumor where YOU (the user) upload a story or picture to a category. You then vote up or down these stories as you see fit.
We’ll be adding more categories in the next weeks. Go play around with it now!
I’m really excited about this feature. It started as a small idea I had to make our user submitted columns more interactive and cool. Then, after a lot of hard, time-consuming, and (I hope) somewhat fun work from CH’s great developers and designers, it became a real thing. Go check it out.
Source: College Humor
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2012-01-16
See more magnificent balderdash at Loldwell.com
That lovely cartoon girl seems like she really knows her way around a pun. But that cartoon boy is probably a total dweebus.
This is purely conjecture, of course.
Source: blogwell
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2012-01-09
The end.
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2012-01-07
Source: loldwell.com
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2012-01-06
But wait, there’s more!
Check out Mike Ballantine’s website.
Pro tip: go directly to his autobiography. It is full of gems.
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A few details about this fine gentleman:
1. His name is Michael D. Ballantine.
2. He personally submitted this picture of himself to Wikipedia. Yes, this picture.
3. He is technically a candidate for the Green Party’s nomination for president of the United States of America.
4. He may or may not have played one of the O’Doyles in Billy Madison.
5. He studied at the University of Phoenix Online.
6. It makes absolutely no sense that he could be an actual human being.
7. You can become his friend on Facebook here.
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2011-12-30
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The 5 Ways You Can Spend New Year’s Eve [click to see more options]
Check out this article that I forgot I wrote last year, then go back to texting all your friends to figure out “what’s the deal with new year’s?”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0zll1w9T1qasthro1_500.jpg)
The 5 Ways You Can Spend New Year’s Eve [click to see more options]
Check out this article that I forgot I wrote last year, then go back to texting all your friends to figure out “what’s the deal with new year’s?”
Source: College Humor
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2011-12-19
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The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.
[Keep Reading]
Sweeping generalizations made through extremely specific details, and references to “lady cancer.” This is my favorite kind of article to write.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgl09k6Wy1qasthro1_500.jpg)
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
3. The Broken One You Can’t Throw Out
Where it came from: Technically, Pier 1 Imports, but your mom’s friend who died of a lady cancer gave it to her, so you’re supposed to treat it like a one-of-a-kind gem.
Where it goes on the tree: Right up near the top, but in that little divot where the branches get patchy.
What’s always said while it’s being hung: Oh shit. Do we have any glue? Someone go check that drawer in the kitchen. I know it was there last year.
Sweeping generalizations made through extremely specific details, and references to “lady cancer.” This is my favorite kind of article to write.
Source: College Humor
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2011-12-07
A Christmas gifT-shirt from me to you. Get yours here.*
*Boiled leather sold separately.
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2011-11-27
GPOY Working on Thanksgiving Weekend Like a Chump
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2011-11-21
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Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II [click for larger]
Psstt…Check back on next Friday (12/2) when we COMPLETE THE SERIES. That’s right, no history can ever happen after that. Sorry, world, wrap it up.
Take a look at the latest installment of my Facebook History of the World series. It has Nazis and astonishing shifts in global power and the conceptualization of modern international relationships, but mostly Nazis.
I’ll be writing the rest of history over Thanksgiving. So, be thankful you’re not doing that.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv16dbJL8R1qasthro1_500.jpg)
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II [click for larger]
Psstt…Check back on next Friday (12/2) when we COMPLETE THE SERIES. That’s right, no history can ever happen after that. Sorry, world, wrap it up.
Take a look at the latest installment of my Facebook History of the World series. It has Nazis and astonishing shifts in global power and the conceptualization of modern international relationships, but mostly Nazis.
I’ll be writing the rest of history over Thanksgiving. So, be thankful you’re not doing that.
Source: College Humor
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2011-11-17
My hypothesis is that there’s a single, warm beer hiding within 30 feet of anywhere in the CollegeHumor office continues to be true. You just have to look. CHEERZ
I know I always keep a hot Modelo within 3 scooches of my desk chair.
Source: cockenblog
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2011-11-10
Source: College Humor
