“Do I have miles? ‘Miles’ are a thing, right? How do I find out if I have miles?”
Becoming an adult is a slow process. Bear with me, mom!
New Article. You can digg it here.
Thanks to Andrew B. not only for illustrating but inserting a plethora of twitter-specific jokes which added a whole new dimension to the article. Also thanks to Susanna for helping edit each accounts’ superfluously worded first drafts.
Hey, real life, see you at 4pm on December 22nd. School life, good riddance.
When you call a restaurant with caller ID to get take-out, and they rattle off exactly what you’re going to order before you say anything.
Just heard this in an infomercial: “Are you tired of eating regular, old cakes?”
Uh, no.
Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures
I can’t recall being more proud of an article than I am with this. If you enjoyed it, you can digg it here.
I love this article and so should you.
“Dirt Off Your Symphony” - Jay Z vs. The Verve
I’m going to be listening to this all day.
EDIT: After listening to this for a substantial number of hours, I have decided that “ladies is pimps too” is my new motto.
There is no better way to feel both like a petulant child and a grouchy adult than when getting dressed to go out in the cold:
The iPhone says it’s 46 degrees out now; that’s quite brisk. Ugh, my sleeve is bunching in the other sleeve. I should wear a sweater-vest underneath this sweater. The cold zipper edge is touching my neck and I hate it. It will warm up! This scarf is making my hair all static-y. If I don’t wear a scarf this sore throat could become a full-blown cold and then I’ll really be in a pickle. I can’t bend my elbows! My range of motion is slightly limited, but at least I’ll be warm outside. I have to pee. No. Shut up and go to work.
My lease is up in December and then I need to find a new apartment and a roommate. Aside from a guy on Craigslist who wants a roommate who will walk around in her underwear, I don’t really know of anyone else who’s looking. Do you?
The “Don’t Mention the War” scene from Fawlty Towers never stops being funny.
College-O-Vision by the always awesome J-Mike and Caldwell. Digg it here.
3 reasons to watch Cat Ballou:
1. Nat King Cole narrates the movie through song.
2. Jane Fonda plays a badass cowgirl.
3. Somebody uploaded the whole thing on YouTube.
Bonus reason: Watch it and learn a little more about how I developed such a skewed sense of morality and femininity.
