Susanna Wolff's Web Presents

• 2013-05-17

  

  Good news: this is an actual show for actual television.

• 2013-05-13

  

  alexwatt:

  In an effort to stop doing stupid things, I’ve decided to start buying “apology clocks” for people every time I’m an idiot—which is obviously a foolproof plan.

  This is hanging in my bathroom. Appropriately, the time is not correct.

  (via cockenblog)

  Source: alexwatt

• 2013-05-08

  I think I need to take a vacation day just so I can catch up on TV.

• 2013-05-05

  Has anyone ever actually used Angie’s List?

• 2013-05-02

  

  Can someone explain to me why middle-aged German tourists all dress like cool teens from 2001?

• 2013-05-01

  blogwell:

  donutrabbit:

  Here’s my 2nd year Calarts film!

  Man this is cute.

  Ridiculously cute.

  Source: vimeo.com

• 2013-04-24

  

  collegehumor:

  The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy [Click for more adventure]

  If we don’t help support these mom & pop businesses then Wal-Mart wins.

  Please look at this weird article I put together today. If you don’t, the havoc I have wreaked on my Google AdSense will have been for naught.

  Source: College Humor

• 2013-04-08

  blogwell:

  Too DeWitt 2 Quit

  Toss back more comics at Loldwell.com! 

  There’s also an awful lot of people in Columbia going into battle with their pockets lined with cake and hotdogs.

  Source: loldwell.com

• 2013-04-07

  Anonymous asked: youre an arrogant piece of shit. thoughts?

  Agreed. But only when I’m right.

• 2013-04-05

  Anonymous asked: Your 90's article was such bullshit. We're totally capable of loving things during our childhood, no matter when they were invented. You either need to stop writing bullshit articles or try another job.

  What you’re saying is that you love childhood. Not the 90s. You love the universal experience of childhood.

  The bullshit being referenced: 10 Things That Aren’t from the 90s, You Idiot

• 2013-03-26

  

  collegehumor:

  Who are these other “friends” they show in party scenes?

  We all spent 10 years watching Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey, and we know that they don’t have any other friends. They have people they date and each other. That’s it. So who are all these randos they trot out during party scenes? The idea that you can spend all your time only hanging out with five other people and still have a rockin’ New Year’s Eve is just another lie “Friends” spread about your twenties. At least they used it as an excuse to wedge some black people in the background.

  For more: 10 Things That Still Bother Me About Friends

  I have watched all 236 episodes of “Friends” at least 5 times. And I have some thoughts.

  Source: College Humor

• 2013-03-24

  Important Kids’ Choice Awards question:

  Is Nickelodeon footing the wardrobe bill for all the people they slime? It seems like a lot of fancy outfits are getting ruined.

  If anyone has the inside scoop, please let me know. I’m unreasonably curious about this.

• 2013-03-22

  

  REMINDER: The 1996 website for Space Jam is still up in all its 1996 glory.

• 2013-03-19

  

  Who actually wrote this joke? It’s a funny joke that I have seen posted all over the Internet without credit, and frequently by people who are trying to pass it off as something they wrote themselves. Why can’t the Internet understand that this is not cool? If you wrote this joke, or you know the person who did, step forward. I’d like to give you credit.

• 2013-03-15

  

  Happy Ides of March. Please enjoy this completely accurate reenactment of Roman history.